Nates prius ignobilitatem
Long jump

animalsbeingdicks:

Dog jumps towards couch, but mistimes it. AnimalsBeingDicks.com

In a rare moment caught on tape, we get to experience the elegance of one of earth’s most agile creatures. 

pleatedjeans:

octomoose! [x]

pleatedjeans:

octomoose! [x]

challengerapproaching:

Imposter!!

foodchewer:

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

image

trashclown420:

Mom: Why did you spend $500 on roman busts???Me:  – リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

trashclown420:

Mom: Why did you spend $500 on roman busts???

Me: – リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

larvitars:

Artist: oki

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

dekutree:

me every night

dekutree:

me every night

kaijusaurus:

Godzilla 2000 poster concept art.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Message to the fucboi from 8 years ago on the Newgrounds.com forums who told me I was stupid when I said future GTA games would have free roaming online multiplayer modes

oddbagel:

FUCK YOU