Nates prius ignobilitatem
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
coelasquid:

coelasquid:

Best action figure of all action figures


Please note the plate commemorating the day Rocky fought the meat.

coelasquid:

coelasquid:

Best action figure of all action figures

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Please note the plate commemorating the day Rocky fought the meat.

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

genkoforrest:

Shulkle

genkoforrest:

Shulkle

whakahekeheke:

blackcelty:

don’t quote MLK if you’re white

don’t quote MLK if you’re white

DON’T QUOTE MLK IF YOU’RE WHITE

MLK DIDN’T MAKE HIS “I HAVE A DREAM” SPEECH FOR YOU… HE MADE IT FOR BLACK EMPOWERMENT. 

STOP STEALING EVERYTHING.

"Our aim must never be to defeat or humiliate the white man, but to win his friendship and understanding. We must love our white brothers, no matter what they do to us. We must make them know that we love them. We must come to see that the end we seek is a society at peace with itself, a society that can live with its conscience. And that will be a day not of the white man, not of the black man. That will be the day of man as man.” -MLK

Magneto: Telepath? More like telepathetic.
Professor X: Says the one that added an "o" to the end of magnet, painted his dick-helmet pink and called it a day.

kaguramutsuki:

miniprof:

bird seller, i need your strongest bird

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nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes
why is the feels guy always looking right?

cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

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ssbfor3dsandwiiu:

Origin of alternate costumes - Mario

ssbfor3dsandwiiu:

Origin of alternate costumes - Mario

ada-rohclem:

VIOLENCE IN THE SEVENTH ART.
Notice: TV series are included too.

Chapter 3: Where is my head?

  • Spartacus: War of the Damned
  • The Patriot
  • The Lord Of The Rings
  • True Blood
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Sin City
  • Final Destination
  • Centurion
  • The Walking Dead
  • 300

(Chapter 1) (Chapter 2)